Injury Claim

A farmer who has been involved in a terrible road accident with
a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation
claim. "I understand your claiming damages for the injuries you
supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance
company. "Yes, thats' right," replied the farmer, nodding his
head.


"You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed
police statement that says that when the attending police
officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never
felt better inn my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but..."
stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice,"
council interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer.


Then it was the turn of the farmer's council to ask him
questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of
events following the accident when you made your statement of
health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer.
"After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken
leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes
along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. Then he
goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then
he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. Now,
mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"