She tells her husband he needs to go right down to the shoe store and kick the salesman's ass. The husband asks why and his wife replies, "I was sat down and the salesman tried a shoe on me and glanced up my skirt and he told me he could eat my pussy full of ice cream." The husband says, "Absolutely no way I am going down there to fight this man. I'm not fucking with any man that can eat that much ice cream!"
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