Two mice are together peeping out of their mouse hole, watching people walk by. Suddenly, one of the mice notices an attractive woman in a tight dress walking their way. So the first mouse elbows the other mouse and says, "Hey, check out this hot lady that's about to walk past us."
As the woman walks past them, both mice are eyeballing her back side. The mouse that had first noticed the woman says "Wow, did you see those gorgeous legs? No cellulite, so silky, ascending up to the Gates of Paradise? And an ass that won't quit?! Wow."
The second mouse replies, "Not Bad, but I'm more of a Titmouse."
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