..He says, "Doc is it true that the patterns of everyones ass hole is different and therefore can be used to distinguish people like fingerprints?"
The doctor said, "well, let's take a look -- well Anthony you are certainly correct."
"Wow you got my name from looking at my ass print?!"
"No i got your name from the clip board"
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