A one armed guy orders a voice activated bionic arm through the mail. It comes, he puts it on an goes to the bar, orders a beer and says, "bionic arm, open my beer" the arm opens the beer and the man is impressed. after a few hours of drinking and testing the arm he has to take a leak. He stands in front of the urinal and says, "bionic arm, pull my weiner out." the arm unzipps his pants and pulls it out. when he's done peeing, he says, "shake it off." the arm shakes it. oooooh he thinks, that kinda feels good. "bionic arm, jerk it off!" the arm rips of his weiner, the guy screams "ahhhh shit Fuck me!" the arm takes his dong and shoves it in his Ass. the guy at the urinal next to him says "holy crap would you look at that!!" the arm takes the dong and shoves it in his eye!
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