Here's a joke my dad told me once. The story is set in the jungle. It's the lion's birthday today, and everyone is rushing to get the king a birthday present. The lion demands food. Everybody lines up.
The lion roars,
"If you get me something that hurts my teeth, I'll shove it up your ass!"
Everyone is scared. The fox goes first. He brings some small hard nuts. He watches the king chew.
"Ow!", screams the lion. The lion grabs the poor fox, shoves the nuts up the fox's rear end, and tells him to scram.
The squirrel goes next. He brings an acorn. He watches the king eat.
"Ouch!", yells the lion. The lion then proceeds to grab the squirrel and shove the acorn up his rear end.
All of a sudden, the squirrel begins to laugh. The squirrel laughs an uncontrollable laugh. The king becomes extremely confused.
"I'm shoving an acorn up your ass, you should be in pain. Why are you laughing?", asks the lion king.
Finally, after calming down a bit, the squirrel chuckles and says,
"The monkey bought coconuts!"
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