DOs and DON'ts Don't call

Dos and don'ts don't call on behalf of your son or daughter who attends one of
our fine institutions of higher learning. s/he may not know what the hell is
wrong with the gerbil-powered system you bought for college, but you sure as
s*** don't know what the error messages say. don't even *try* it.don't ask the
tech "can you see what's on my screen?" no, dumbass, we can't magically
transform your phone into a viewing screen any more than you can use your
computer without screwing it up.do learn the language of the country you reside
in...or play queue roulette!do thank your lucky stars that i can't reach through
the phone and choke your dumb ass.