A man wakes up one morning to go hunting, and he wanted to bring his wife, but she always said no.
So he goes in the bedroom and kicks the bed to wake her up, and he tells her, "You have 3 choices."
"You can get fuck up and go hunting, you can give me a blowjob, or you can take it up the ass. I'm gonna load the dogs in the truck, and when I get back, I want your answer."
When the man comes back he said, "Alright, what's it gonna be?"
She looks at him for a moment and says "Well I really don't want to go with you, so I guess I'll just give you a blowjob."
He says ok, and drops his pants, and when she gets started she says "UGH! You taste like shit, what the hell is wrong with you!?" He looks at her and says "Yeah well, the dogs didn't wanna go either."
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