A man is admitted to the emergency room with six plastic horses shoved up his ass. He has no identification, but one of the nurses there recognizes him and calls his wife.
The doctor is reluctant at first to tell the man's wife what's wrong with him, but she says she knows he's got some strange hobbies he doesn't tell her about and the doctor finally relents.
"He's under anesthetic right now," the doctor said, "about to go into surgery. He came in with six plastic horses jammed up his ass."
"Well," the wife asked, "what's his condition?"
"Stable."
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