A young man goes into a bar and orders six shots of the cheapest vodka. The bartender pours them up and watches as he downs them all. He says, "It looks like you've had a tough day."
"Yep," the young man replies, "I found out my big brother Frank is a homosexual."
"Oh, I see." The bartender leaves him to stew over his troubles.
The next day, the young man comes in again and places the same order.
The bartender asks, "Still worried about your big brother Frank?"
"Well, yes, but today I found out my big brother Bill is also queer."
The next day the young man comes in again and places the same order and the bartender says, "Surely you don't have another brother you found out is a queer."
"Oh no," the young man replies, "today I found out my dad is gay, too."
"Well, it sounds like you've had a rough week. You better be careful though, all that cheap vodka will cause your ass to burn."
"Is that right? And here I was convinced it was the sex."
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