20> Deck the Hoz
19> Gift-Wrapper's Delight
18> Grandma Got Run Over by an Escalade
17> Slay Ride
16> Frosty Da Blow Man
15> Here We Come A-Wizzassaillzzin'
14> We Three Pimps
13> Police Navidad
12> I Saw Daddy Capping Santa's Ass
11> Blingle Bells
10> I'dlay Maria
9> All I Want for Christmas is My Two Gold Teeth
8> Angels We Have Heard While High
7> Jingle Bell Glock
6> We Wish You a Ludacrismas
5> O Lil' Kim of Bethlehem
4> Hood King Wenceslas
3> Violent Night
2> Baby Got Socks
1> Whose Kid Is This, Bitch?!?
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