He gets dressed and rushes out the door and runs into a huge line of traffic. After much patience he finally gets to work. Because of his exhaustion he goes to the break room to get coffee and there was a line going out the room for the coffee machine. After waiting for what seemed like forever he finally got his cup of joe. Once his work day was over he finally got up and went to the elevator to go down to his car and there was a HUGE line there after finally getting to the elevator and eventually his car his girlfriend calls him and asks him to pick some stuff up before they hit the club that night. He goes to the local market and encounters yet another long ass line leading to the checkout. Frustrated he finally gets home and him and his gf leave to go to the party. As if things couldn't get any worse there was a line snaking around the outside of the club just to get in. Once they are finally in the club and having fun, his gf asks him to get her some punch. And there is no punch line.
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