this guy said hello to a guy sating at the bar.
the guy sating at the bar said hi how are you.
the first guy says i am doing fine.
the second guy says do you like men because i do.
the first guy says yes do you want to have sex with me.
yes said the guy
how long is your dick mine is 100inches long.
mine is 200inches long how round is yours mine is 900inches around
mine is 1000inches around
lets start to have sex right here but you suck and i fuck you in the ass!!!!!
ok unzip your pants take off your boxers
and rip off the rest. you rip off everyhting
and i will stike my dick in your ass. then you suck as hard as you can.
ok replied the guy own lee if you do it really really really hard to me. ok said the man. then lets go at it .i love you.
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