As many of you may have heard, I, Steven Hawking, have recently aquired a newly operational body. With my newfound movement and speech abilities, I plan to continue giving the world as many contributions to science as I can.

But first things first, jesus christ, FUCK SCIENCE, I can finally feel my dick again, and I'm lookin for a smokin hot piece of ass to FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

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