He says "Come on honey, you're comin' huntin' with me."
Wife: "The Hell I am!"
Husband: "Either one of 3 things is gonna' happen.
1) You're comin' huntin' with me.
2) I'm fucking you in the ass.
Or 3) You're gonna' suck my dick!
Now, I'm gonna' go get the dogs ready and you better have an answer for me when I get back!"
Husband comes back in 10 minutes later and asks the wife, "Well, what's it gonna' be?"
Wife: Well I don't wanna go huntin' with you, and you sure as Hell ain't fuckin' me in the ass! So I guess I'll suck your dick."
Husband: "Okay then."
Wife begins giving her husband a blowjob when she stops suddenly and shouts "EWW! What the fuck?! Your dick tastes like shit!"
Husband: "Yeah, dogs didn't wanna go huntin' either."
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