And stands in line at the pearly gates, soon they are greated by st. Peter who asks the first nun, if she had sinned, and she answers truthfully, i once grace a penis with my littlefinger, and St. Peter says: wash your finger in this bowl of holy water and you may proceed. The second nun is asked the same question, and confesses to having given a handjob. and she is asked to wash her hands in the bowl. the 4th nun cuts in front of the third, and St. Peter asks why she is in such a hurry? "well i got to wash my mouth before she washes her ass."
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