So this was back in the day, a group of nuns worked in a hospital as nurses and it was time for confessional. The priest was in a bit of a rush so he asked the nuns to form a line and confess their sins in public.
The first nurse blushed and nervously said:
- I was changing Mr. Thompson's bandages and well, I saw his penis !
The priest gasped in shock and ordered her to rinse her eyes out in the Holy Water basin and say 10 Hail Mary's. He then asks the second nun to confess her sins.
- I was changing Mr. Thompson's bandages and well, I, um, I touched his penis !
The priest can't believe what he is hearing and orders her to wash her hands in the Holy Water basin and say 20 Hail Mary's. He then asks the third nun in line to confess her sins.
- I was changing Mr. Thompsons bandages when...
"Wait" Yells out the fourth nun in line.
- Can I go rinse my mouth before she sticks her ass in there ?
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