Three boys, hungry, hot, and tired after a summer day of play decide to sneak onto a farmer's property to eat some fruit without him knowing. After they climb through the fence, the three boys split up to go eat their favorite fruits. From his house, the farmer sees the boys and becomes infuriated, seeing as they have done this countless times in the past. He rushes out of his house and finds the first boy eating cherries. Enraged, the farmer decides to teach the boy a lesson, so he stuffs a couple dozen cherries into the first boy's ass. The farmer then finds the second boy eating peaches. So again, the farmer takes a couple peaches and begins to shove them up the second kid's ass. But the second kid sees the first kid and begins to laugh hysterically. "What are you laughing at?!?" the farmer yells in confused annoyance. "Well, Jimmy's eating watermelon."
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