The six-year-old says to the four-year-old, "All right, we're gonna start cussing today. I'm gonna use hell in a sentence, and you're gonna use ass." The four-year-old agrees, and they go downstairs.
The children's mom asks the boys what they would like for breakfast. "Aw, hell, I think I'll have some Cheerios," says the six-year-old. The mother whacks the kid back up the stairs.
"And what would YOU like, young man?" asks the mother.
"You bet your sweet ass I don't want any Cheerios."
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