. . . so he goes to the doctor. After a bunch of tests, the doctor says, " Well Frank, I've got bad news: you've got full-blown AIDS."
"Oh my God!" Frank gasped, "What can I do?"
The doctor says, "You need to go to the grocery store and buy 1/2 pound of walnuts, 2 jars of cocktail onions, 4-cans of refried beans, 1 pound of chopped prunes, 2 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor, and 1 pound of the hottest chili peppers you can find. Mix them all in a bowl and eat the whole thing in one sitting."
"Will that cure my AIDS?" Frank asked.
"No," said the doctor, "but it will teach you what your ass is for."
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