A Little Boy and His Chores

A Little boy sits down and ask his mom for breakfast. The mom ask "have you done your chores?" He pouts and says, "no, chores are dumb" The mom says he can't have breakfast until they're done

So the boy walks outside and walks over to the cow and begins milking her. While doing so he gets pissed and kicks the cow and walks away. He then walks over to the Chickens and begins gathering the eggs, and once again he gets pissed and kicks the chickens. Finally he walks over to the pigs and doesn't even try, he just kicks the pig.

He runs back inside and ask his mom for breakfast. She throws down a piece of bread. The little boy ask why. She says, "you kicked the cow so no milk for 2 weeks, you kicked the chicken so no eggs for 2 weeks and you kicked the pigs so no bacon for 2 weeks.

A few minutes later the dad walks into the kitchen and trips on the cat. The dad gets pissed and kicks the cat across the room. The boy turns to his mom and says, "should I tell him or do you want to"