A Chinese couple just got married. It was their first night together as man and wife, and they had never had sex before. The wife was very nervous, and the husband just wants her to feel comfortable.
Husband: "We will do whatever you want."
Wife: "OK, I want to try 69"
Husband: "Oh, you want chicken with broccoli?"
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