... He asks the bartender what is the glass for and he responds:
- It's an old bet I have going on, if you win you get all the money in the glass and a keys to a new Ferrari.
- Well tell me what I have to do to win! He responds.
- First you gotta pay up, ten bucks.
Not sure if he wanted to pay ten dollars right away he pressed the bartender for more information about the bet but he remained adamant.
- Pay up and I'll tell you.
- Fine, fine, here's your ten.
- Alright, so there are three things you have to do; firstly, you need to down an entire bottle of tequila in a minute without any facial expression, then you need to help my bulldog out back who has a bad tooth, you know be a dentist, and finally there's a ninety year old lady upstairs who's never had sex, you need to fix that.
- What all of that?!?! He exclaims.
- You paid your ten dollars now are you going to do it or no?
After a while of thinking, he finally responds:
- Give me the tequila.
The bartender grins as the man grabs the bottle and starts drinking. He manages to drink it all in just 57 seconds without any expression crossing his face. He heads outside and all that the bar can hear are sounds of growling, shouts of pain and screams. This goes on for a few minutes before it stops and goes silent. The man enters through the front door. All of his clothes are ripped to shreds and lacerated but through a painful breath he asks:
- Now where's the woman with the bad tooth?
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