A son asks his dad, "Dad, what does a woman's vagina look like when you're having sex?".
Dad: "Son, before sex, it looks like a beautiful, blossomed red rose".
Son: "What about after sex?"
Dad: "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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