A young boy asks his father what a vagina looks like. The dad says "Well, before sex it's looks like a beutiful, unopened, pink rose." The kid says "oh, ok. well, what about after sex?" The father thinks hard for a minute and says "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?
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