and he is drinking all by himself.
He puts down six beers and a couple of shots, so naturally he has to piss. He walks into the men's room and stands in front of the urinal and begins to do his business.
He hears the door open and hears someone walk in. He notices that the man is a leprechaun. 4 foot nothing and wearing all green and smoking a cigar.
The intoxicated man is startled and lets out a "holy shit, your a leprechaun"!
The Leprechaun looks over to him and say "aye" and pulls out a 14" cock and lets it unroll into the urinal and it splashes around like a loose fire hose.
The intoxicated man shakes his head and zips up to run out of the toilet. He sits back down at the bar and orders another beer and a double shot so he may forget what he just saw... But, he can't. He nervously watches for the leprechaun as nobody seems to mind his presence.
After an hour or so, the leprechaun goes back into the bathroom and the man goes in to follow him.
The man has the leprechaun cornered and says,
"hey leprakon... you grant wisshhess right?"
"aye, laddy! What can I do fer ya?"
"I wan't a 14" cock just like you gots"
"well laddy, that is a very special wish. I can only make that wish come true if ya do something very special for me"
"Yeah, what?"
"well me boy, I'm gonna need to take you into that there stall and fuck your arse with me 14" cock"
"fuck that shit!"
The man walks out of the restroom and leans against the wall next to the door and starts thinking about how great it would be to have a 14" cock. After a few moments he decides to suck it up and get it over with to have a huge dick.
He walks back into the bathroom and the leprechaun is in there waiting for him.
"I see ya changed your mind, laddy"
"whatever lepakon. Just get it over with"
The man drops trou and grabs a hold of the toilet and the leprechaun starts going to town on his ass. Right in the middle of this destruction, the leprechaun asks,
"What is your name lad?"
"ah! Fuck! My name is Mike!" Mike lets out in a tortured scream.
"Mike, How old are you lad?"
"Ah Fuck! I'm 26, for the love of god, why?"
**"Mike! YOU ARE 26 AND YOU STILL BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS?"**
^fin
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