Voodo Dick

A bit long, but worth it.



A husband is travelling abroad on a business meeting in a couple of days, and worried that his wife is going to cheat on him, he decides he wants to buy something spicy for her to enjoy while he is away, so she wont need other men to satisfy her needs.


He visits the nearest sex shop, and after looking at different goods, the store owner comes over. He asks the husband what he is looking for, and the husband tells him why hes there. The store owner tells the husband to come out back, where he has something truly special for his wife: a voodo dick.

The husband, curious of course, asks whats so special about this dildo, and the store owner explains:

"This is a magical dildo. Use the codeword voodo dick, and give it a location, and see what happens."

The husband looks a bit suspicious at the owner, but says:
"Voodo dick, keyhole".

The voodo dick flies into the air, and starts ramming the keyhole over and over. The husband, thrilled with this new fantastic sextoy, pays the store owner and runs back home to show his wife this fantastic invention. She is, of course, ecstatic over this new purchase, and as soon as her husband has gone to the airport, she tells the vodoo dick to help her out.

After several amazing orgasms, she figures out its enough. But she does not know how to make it stop. After several attempts to tell it to stop, she tries to call the ambulance, but her constant orgasms are making it impossible to speak correctly. She humps out to her car, gets in, and steps on the gas, heading for the hospital.

On the way to the hospital, she sees a couple of blue lights in her rear view mirror, and cursing and moaning at the same time, she pull her car over. An officer comes over, and she desperately tries to explain her self:

"My husband bought a voodo dick for me and I cant make it stop and I need to get to the hospital in a hurry, please, Officer!"

After looking at the woman for a couple of seconds, the police officer replies:

"Voodo dick my ass"