The Sheerist Underwear

Christmas was around the corner and a man wanted to give his
wife the perfect Christmas present for her. So he decided to go
to the Victoria's Secret Store. When he got inside he asked the
lady at the desk "Can you bring out some sheer underwear, it
will be a present for my wife for Christmas." So the lady
disappears into the back and comes out with some underwear. She
says to him "This underwear is $150 dollars." "But I want
something sheerer, infact bring me the sheerest you've got." the
man replies. The lady again goes into the back and comes back
with another pair of underwear. She says, "Sir, this is the
sheerest underwear we sell, it costs $300." The man says,"Well I
guess I'll have to buy it then." He buys the underwear and
leaves.
Christmas rolls around, and he gives her the present. She
opens it up and says,"It's perfect." He tells her to go try it
on and he says,"I'll be waiting on the bed for you." She
disappears into the bathroom and try's it on. She looks at it in
the mirror and says in her head, I cant even see the underwear
so might as well not even wear it.
So she walks out and see's her husband on the bed bare ass.
He looks at her and says,"Geez you could of at least ironed it."