Death or Ugabuga?

Two men are washed away on an island after their plane has crashed. After a few days of surviving on this island, they encounter a native tribe. The island is the home of this tribe, and they do not like trespassers or intruders so they take the two men back to see the chief.

The two men are brought to the leader and in front of the entrie tribe the leaders states "you have only two options to get off of this island, you can choose death, or your can choose Ugabuga." So the chief turns to the first man and asks him which one would he like. The first man says "well fuck, I don't want to die, I want to see my family and kids again, so I choose Ugabuga." The leader proceeds to take off the mans pants, bend him over, spread his cheeks and each tribe member takes their turn fucking him in the ass. This leaves the man almost dead and barely alive. He can barely talk, move, or keep his eyes open.

The leader then turns to the second man and he asks him "Death or Ugabuga?" The second man states "fuck that, I would rather die then get fucked in the ass by 30 guys, I'll choose death!" The leader then says "Okay the decision has been made, it will be death for the second man, death... death by Ugabuga!!!"

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