Upon reaching the pearly gates, St. Peter says to the first nun "here is a bowl of holy water. If you have ever been impure and touched a penis, dip the body part that touched a penis in this holy water and you will be cleansed." The first nun steps forward and dips her index finger in. The gates open and she I allowed entry to heaven. The second nun steps up and dips her hand in the holy water, and is allowed to pass the pearly gates. St. Peter notices the last nun trying to push past the one remaining. He says, "please wait your turn, we have all of eternity and there is no reason to rush. The last nun in line says "no way, no chance! I'm not gargling that holy water after she puts her ass in it!"
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