a frog is sitting on a Lilly pad

There is a fly flying around and the frog thinks to himself, if that fly drops six inches I can eat it

There is a fish swimming under the frog and says to himself, if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly and I will get the frog.

There is a bird in the air and he says to himself, if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly and the fish will get the frog and I will get the fish.

There is a bear on the shore that sees the bird and thinks to himself, if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly, the fish will get the frog the bird will get the fish and I will get the bird.

There is a hunter in a tree stand that sees the bear and thinks to himself, if that fly drop six inches the frog will get the fly the fish will get the Frog the bird will get to finish the bear will get the bird and I'll shoot the bear.

There's a mouse sees a piece of cheese hanging out of the hunters pocket he thinks to himself if that fly drops six inches the Frog will get the fly the fish will get the Frog bird will get the fish bear will get the bird Hunter will shoot the bear and I'll grab the cheese.

There's a cat waiting for the mouse and he sees the fly he says if the fly drops six inches the Frog will get the fly the fish will get the Frog the bird will get the fish the bear will get the bird the hunter will shoot the bear the mouse will grab the cheese and I will grab the mouse.

Sure enough the fly drops six inches frog eats the fly the fish eats the Frog The Bird eats the fish the bear eats the bird the hunter shoots the bear the mouse grabs the cheese and about the time the cat grabs the mouse the mouse moves and the cat runs straight into the water.

Moral of the story is every time a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet