In the Amazon, there is a village that often gets terrorized by a giant bird known as the Foo. The Foo would fly over the village, and drop it's giant shits all over the place.
One time, the shit landed on the village priest's brother. The brother, disgusted, immediately bathed to get all of the shit off of him. But the next morning, the brother never woke up.
Again, the Foo flies over the village, and this time, shits on the priest's wife. The wife, also repulsed by the smell, took a bath. However, the next morning, the wife was also dead.
The priest was distraught, and avoided the shit bombs ever since.
Until one day, the priest was finally shit on by the Foo. Learning from past events, the priest never washed the shit off, despite the horrible smell.
Moral: If the Foo shits, wear it.
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