One hot august day in a forest...

...there was a pond, and on this pond was a leaf, and on this leaf was a fly.
Now the fly noticed that if it moved about three inches down the leaf it would catch some mist off the pond, and cool down a bit.

Now in the pond there was a Fish, and the fish noticed that if the fly moved down about three inches, it would be able to jump up out of the water and eat the fly.

Now next to the pond behind a tree there was a Bear, and the bear noticed that if the fly moved down about three inches, the fish would jump out of the water to get the fly and the bear could come out from behind the tree and catch the fish for dinner.

Now across from the pond eating a cheese sandwich was a Hunter, and the hunter noticed that if the fly moved down about three inches, the fish would jump out of the water to get the fly and the bear would come out from behind the tree to catch the fish and the hunter could drop his cheese sandwich and shoot the bear.

Now in a log next to the hunter was a mouse, and the mouse noticed that if the fly moved down about three inches, the fish would jump out of the water to get the fly and the bear would come out from behind the tree to catch the fish and the hunter would drop his cheese sandwich to shoot the bear and the mouse could come out of his log to get the cheese sandwich.

Now behind the log there was a Cat, and the cat noticed that if the fly moved down about three inches, the fish would jump out of the water to get the fly and the bear would come out from behind the tree to catch the fish and the hunter would drop his cheese sandwich to shoot the bear and the mouse would come out of its log to eat the cheese sandwich and the cat could jump out from behind the log to get the mouse.

SO, sure enough, the Fly moves down about three inches, the Fish jumpes out of the water, the Bear comes out from behind the tree, the Hunter droppes his sandwich, the Mouse comes out of the log, the Cat jumpes over the log to get the Mouse and misses and falls in the pond.

TL/DR if the fly moves down about three inches, some pussy is gonna get wet.

Edit: formatting

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