Theres a fly 6 inches above water and theres a fish under water about to get the fly, a bear about to get the fish, a hunter about to shoot the bear, a mouse looking at a sandwich in the hunters pocket, and a cat about to eat the mouse. The fly drops 6 inches the fish mises the fly, the bear mises the fish, the hunter mises the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and the cat misses the mouse and falls into the water. The moral of the story is once a fly drops 6 inches the pussy always gets wet.
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