He shouts, "Wozzon! Ee den wanna be drinkin dat, t'is fulla horse piss an cow shit".
The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
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