A farmer named Paddy had an accident...

He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.
In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.
'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.
Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what
happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '


'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor
interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at
the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'


Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da
trailer and I was drivin' down da road..... '
The solicitor interrupted again and said: 'Your
Honour, I am trying to establish the facts: at the scene of
the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he
was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply
answer the question. '


By this time, the Judge was fairly
interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd
like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow,
Bessie'.
Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded: 'Well as I
was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de
trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge
Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign
and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one
ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old
Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in
hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'


'Now wot da fock would you say?'