..and the bartender doesn't trust him at all, he thinks the guy's just going to sneak out without paying. He calls the bouncer over and says, "hey buddy, It's time to pay up, don't pull anything funny." The guy pulls out his wallet only to find that he doesn't have any money. "alright," the bartender says, "then maybe you could do a couple things for me. First, I have this old beer that's no good, and I want you to drink it. Second, my pit bull outside has a loose tooth, I want you to and pull it. Lastly, The bouncer's horrendous cow of a sister is a virgin and lives upstairs, I want you to go up and have sex with her." The man, already drunk, agrees. He gulps down the sour bottle of beer with a grimace. He heaves a few times, but keeps it down. Then, he runs outside to where the dog is kept. The bartender and bouncer share a incredulous glance as they hear barking, whining and scuffling outside, followed by a loud, passionate yell. The man stumbles back in, covered in bite marks and scratches and says "now where's the woman with the loose tooth?"
ba dum tss.
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