and comes across a tent that reads "WORLDS SMARTEST ELEPHANT" He decides to go in and the announcer is telling people to step up and the elephant can guess your age. The Irishman is skeptical and says its impossible. A little kid steps up and the elephant looks at him and stomps six times.
The kid loses it and ecstatically states "Yes, thats right, I am six!" The Irishman calls bullshit and the announcer tells him to come up and the elephant will prove it to him. The elephant looks the man in the eye for a bit longer then usual and then lets out a massive fart, then stomps two times. The entire tent is quiet and the announcer apologizes for the elephants actions. The Irishman simply says "well I'll be fucked. How did he know I was farty two?"
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