Two drunks are lying in the gutter & one has his finger up the other's ass.
A cop walks up & asks ,"What is going on?"
The one drunk replies, "I am going to make my friend here puke."
Cop says, "Not like that you aren't."
The drunk says, "You just wait until I put this finger in his mouth."
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