My version of "The Aristocrats" joke

A family walks into a talent agent’s office.

“So, what can I do for you?” the talent agent asks.

“Well”, says the father, “we believe we have something special, and we wanted to see what you thought of it.”

The talent agent mulls it over for a bit, and says, “Ok, show me what you got.”

Immediately, the father and the son start ripping each other’s clothes off and slapping each other in the balls. Once completely nude, they both get on the floor and start giving each other footjobs.
While this is happening, the mother and the daughter just go to town on each other. They shove each other’s tongues down their throats and start stripping as well. They also get on the floor, but they start 69’ing each other.

The father and the son up their footjob game, and go at such a speed that both their feet and their penises are mere blurs. Once they accomplish this, the son loosens his butthole and expels a nine-inch dildo out of his ass with such force that it gets partially lodged into his father’s asshole.

“Dangnabbit, boy” says the father. He takes the dildo out of his own ass and loosens his own anal sphincter – afterwards, he farts out two belts.

The father and the son then both slide towards the dildo until it’s evenly lodged up both their asses and their balls touch. All the while, they’re still giving each other furious footjobs. They then take the belts and tighten them around each other’s throats, until both of them can barely breathe. All the while, they’re shitting extreme diarrhea onto the dildo and moving it back and forth between them.
The mother and daughter, on the other hand, are upping their 69’ing game. They start biting down hard on each other’s pussies, and moving their mouths up and down and left and right while exerting a considerable amount of pressure on each other’s vaginas. Naturally, they draw blood. The blood from their vaginas starts filling up the other’s mouth, and they get to work on expanding the other person’s buttholes.

They start with one finger and decide to cut out the middlemen, and just start shoving both fists into each other’s butts until they make them the size of baseballs.

The father and the son get super hard from all their experienced pleasure, and start pissing. The piss streams rise, then fall into each other’s mouths. Then, they ejaculate. The cum from their penises land on each other’s forehead and noses. They quickly remove the shit-covered dildo and the cum-and-piss covered belts from their bodies, and rush over to the ladies.

The mother and the daughter are done expanding each other’s assholes, and get up to meet the father and the son. They pour the pussy blood from their mouths onto the faces of the father and the son – the mother gives her daughter’s blood to the father, and the daughter does likewise to the son. The mother and the daughter then get on their heads, with their gaping assholes facing up into the air and having their arms and each other’s bodies supporting one another. The father and the son use the belts to tie the two together, to further support them.

The father and the son then scoop the cum from their faces into their mouths, and pour the collective accumulation of blood, piss, and cum into both the mother and the daughter’s gaping assholes. The father pours his collection into the mother, and the brother does likewise to the daughter. They then take the diarrhea-covered dildo and proceed to mix the contents of the event using the females’ assholes as the bowls and the shit-covered dildo as a stirrer. Once they’re done, they shove the dildo into the mother and daughter’s mouths and force the girls to deepthroat it. The father and the son then take out a straw from both the mother and the daughter, and proceed to drink the concoction out from their respective female’s asshole, all the while singing “yummy, yummy, choc’ly milk!” over and over again.

The talent agent, shocked, just sits there for a few minutes. Finally, he’s regained his composure and is able to speak again. “My, that’s really something you've got there. What do you call it?”

The father and son stop singing and drinking, look into the agent’s eyes, and say: “The Aristocrats!”