A Kermit the frog goes to get a loan at a bank.

He gets to the counter and states his request to the teller, Mrs. Whack.

Mrs. Whack: "Can you give a down payment or give us something to hold until your debt is paid off?"

The frog puts a tiny pink elephant on the counter in front of her. Mrs. Whack is very confused.

Kermit: "My father, Mick Jagger is friends with the manager. Go ask him if he will accept it."

So Mrs. Whack goes to the manager with the request and the pink elephant.

Manager: "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a rolling stone."

I hope this hasn't been posted before. I just remembered it while reading a joke about a bank. Sorry if this is a repost.