He has been a widower for the last 15 years and really has not been social since his wife passed. One day he decides to go out fishing early in the morning, so he packs up his canoe and gear and heads out to a local pond. Hours pass and he has not caught a thing, from the other side of the pond he hears a voice yell "Hey old man over here!". The old man cannot see anyone but he paddles over to where he thought he heard the sound. Again, the voice is heard " Old man im over here, down by the lillies!" The old man looks over and atop a lilly pad he sees a bullfrog..."What are you?" said the old man. "Well truly im princess but i got turned into a frog. If you kiss me i will turn back into a princess and give you the best sex of your life till your end." The old man is very suspicious so he picks up the frog and throws it in his shirt pocket...."Hey old man didn't hear what i said?? i said if you kiss me i will give you the best sex of your life!"....the old man replies "at this point in my life...i think id rather have a talking frog".
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