There was an all male class being held and the teacher decided to pose a question on proper manners. The teacher asks his class, "If you are on a date with a woman at a nice restaurant and you wish to pee in the bathroom, how do you properly excuse yourself?"
The first student raises his hand and says, "I'll say I have to go take a piss". The teacher says that's the wrong answer because it's too rude. The second student raises his hand and says, "I'll say that have to use the toilet". The teacher says that is also the wrong answer because you are not supposed to mention the toilet at a nice restaurant.
Finally the third student says, "I'll tell her I have to excuse myself because I have to go shake hands with a friend that I will hopefully be able to introduce to her later tonight".
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