The Siamese Twins
Two brothers walk in to a bar and one brother ...
Siamese Jokes
50 Top Headlines
1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Sa...
Gross Siamese Tongue
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins c...
50 actual newspaper headings
(collected by actual journalists)
1. Someth...
Twins
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? ...
Actual Headlines (4)
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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A police officer's Siamese twin brother was a criminal...
He was con fused.
Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?
So the other one could drive
Why did the siamese twins moved to England?
So the other one would also drive
How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?
Head to head race
What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?
he was two chickens
Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?
Because they're always partial.
I'm so sorry.
How do you separate Siamese triplets?
WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS A...
It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins...
They're both pulling in different directions
Whats the best thing about being a siamese twin?
Someone to kiss while you're wanking
Siamese Cat
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese ca...
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could learn to drive.
Courtes...
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siam...
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?...
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?...