Three guys go to a cliff to see the view. When they get there a wise old magician sitting there. He then says "since you are the first people that have found me in 20 years I will let you turn into something of your choice. But first you have to run and jump off the cliff. The first guy goes and jumps off and shouts "I WANT TO BE AN EAGLE. He then flys away in his eagle body. The second guy goes and jumps off and shouts "I WANT TO BE A PARROT" he then flies away. Finally the last guy goes and right before he jumps he trips off the cliff. He then shouts "OH SHIT"
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