A man suspects his wife is cheating on him

A husband is going through a rocky time with his wife and he suspects she is cheating on him. After speaking to a buddy about the problems, his friend suggested he buy a parrot. The friend told him "yeah man, get yourself a parrot, it'll watch everything and will tell you what's going on".

The next day the man goes to the pet store and talks to the clerk "I'd like to purchase a parrot", he says. The clerk walks the man over to the birds and shows him what they have to offer. The first bird was $500, which was well out of the mans budget. "That's a very nice bird, but he's too expensive, I can't afford that right now", says the man. "We have another one here, he studders a little bit, but he only costs $350", replied the clerk. This too, was out of the man's budget. "Well, we have one more in the back", responds the clerk.

They go to the back of the store and the clerk shows the man the last parrot. "This one costs $150, he has no legs, but he talks real good", says the clerk. The man is puzzled and asks, "how does he hold himself up?" "He holds himself up with his dick", replies the clerk. Seeing this as a decent trade-off, the man decides to take the parrot home.

The very next morning the man told his new pet to watch the house and leaves for work.

After returning from an exhausting shift at work, the man asks the parrot, "so tell me, did anything happen?"

"Oh yeah, about 20 minutes after you left, the milk man showed up. They started kissing in the kitchen", said the parrot.

"Then what happened?", asked the husband.

"Well, after kissing in the kitchen, they went to the living room and the milk man took your wife's blouse off and started playing with her titties", responded the parrot.

"What happened next?" asked the husband.

"They went into the bedroom and the milkman ripped off her clothes", said the parrot.

"And then?" asked the husband.

"I don't know, my dick got hard and I fell down." said the parrot.