A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems.
Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house.
– Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan Poe recited by Julius, my parrot!
He points out to the parrot and gives him the signal to start reciting. Parrot remains in silence. The poor guy insists with the signal and after 10 minutes with a speachless parrot, he starts apologizing to everybody and giving the money back to the audience.
After all have left, the guy starts screaming to the parrot and crying because he has no idea how is he going to survice.
Is in that moment that the parrot decides to talk, and he says: Rrr, stupid human, rrr. Make them come back tomorrow, rrr, and bet them 10 to 1 that I will recite A Dream Within A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe, rrr
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