The Clinton family purchased a pet parrot while living in the White House. The parrot was beloved by the entire family. One weekend while the Clintons were at Camp David, the parrot escaped. The Secret Service panicked, and knew that they had to find the parrot before the Clintons got home. When they couldn't find it, they decided to go to a pet store to buy a replacement. So they go to the pet store and see a parrot that looks just like the Clinton's. A Secret Service agent asks the pet store owner how much the parrot will cost, and the owner tells them "You don't want this parrot, we rescued him from a whore house and he has a horrible mouth!" The Secret Service agent, knowing that the Clintons returned that day, and having no other option, buys the parrot.
The Clintons return home and all rush to see their beloved parrot. Chelsea runs into the room to see the parrot, and the parrot says "hey honey, you'll make me a lot of money." Hillary walks in, and the parrot says "woof you won't make me a dime." Bill walks in, and the parrot says "Hey Bill!"
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