A guy walks into a pet store and sees a "talking parrot for sale".
He asks the store owner "what does it say"?
The store owner replies "pull it's leg and it talks...give it a shot"
So the man pulls the parrots left leg and the parrot squawks "polly want a cracker".
"Wow", says the man and pulls the right leg. The parrot says "who's a pretty birdy"
"You are a pretty birdy. That's neat! So, what happens if I pull both legs", asks the man.
"Squawk...I'll fall on my ass mother fucker"!
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