Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Finding half of a worm in an apple

How can you tell which end of a worm is the head?

Bury it in flower and wait til it farts

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard...

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get ...

A little boy and a worm

A young boy is walking along, holding an earth ...

Loose weight

I feel that the only option for me to loose wei...

"The FISH joke"

A lazy guy went fishing but forgot the worms. S...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding a dead baby in your apple.

Worming

Will was trying to teach his young son the evil...

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

A little boy is playing in the garden

with his grandpa sitting close by and watching....

How 'Words' are created..

The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hosta...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get ...

Life policies to die for.(Long)

Peter is a very meticulous guy, and leaves no s...

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Dad told me this one several years ago

A school teacher walks into her classroom full ...

Threading the hook...

Are those fishermen that are good with their ha...

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.